Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Baeball

Early this morning, I dreamt I was at Coors Stadium after a baseball game. The nine year old Rockies Farm team played afterwards and the manager was angry at the nine year olds. Poor, crying, little boys.

Monday, October 22, 2007

The Sheep Snake

A couple of nights I dreamt that I was in our old yard with my dad. He was showing me his pet, a sheep snake. The snake was bright green and pretty big. He told me that he was raising the snake, which eats sheep, so that his snake would eat a sheep. Even though he raises sheep (he does in real life), he was going to buy one special for his sheep snake. As I was holding the snake, it died in my arms. I told my dad, and he started crying. Poor sheep snake.

Friday, October 19, 2007

My Subconscious is whack

Last night I dreamt my mom, 2 girlfriends and this same guy I've dreamt about twice last week went to a motel. The thing is, I've dreamt about this guy three times, and I had no clue my subconscious was so whipped. But then my subconscious surprises me about the men its interested in. Like Liam Neeson for instance. In fact, my subconscious has a type.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Huh

My third dream last night that I remembered involved 2 friends and myself. I went with two friends to a medical study of sorts. One was a guy I've been sort of interested for a while. Anyway, he was hitting on me in my dream and I was happy about it. I also remember some sort of ethics dilemma and a trip to nyc. Weird.

Fine, I'm obsessed


Months ago, I read where a guy had a dream that Bob Dylan bought him a cheese burger. I thought that was pretty much the coolest dream ever. Well, last night I dreamt I was waiting around for a Dylan concert with three friends. The fans there were herded over to an area and Bob came out. There wasn't any screaming or anything and he was kind of doing this skipping thing closer to the fans but we were told to ignore him. He was wearing an orange t-shirt, 501s, and reddish-orange Old Navy birkenstock-like sandals (with socks). I was just watching him and smiling. Well, the guy with us, ol' Walter, disappeared and came back and had me go with him. He had approached Bob's people and they said it was okay to get a picture with him. Well, I talked to him and then asked for the picture. Even though you aren't supposed to touch Bob, he put his arm around me. The funny thing was, he was small, like maybe 2 inches taller than me and 20 or 30 pounds heavier than I am. Anyway, all I remember afterwards was a few seconds of the concert

30 Rock

Last night I dreamt an episode of 30 Rock. Mostly it was Jack (Alec Baldwin) and Liz (Tina Fey) sparring. There was a surreal Kenneth dream sequence, but it was all pretty tame. Jack did get on one knee in front of Liz, but it involved food. Just food.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

So last night we reached new heights in the losing teeth genre. IRL, I have my bottom 4 front teeth bonded from the back with a wire. But in my dream last night I dreamt that it was my top front, and that I barely touched one of them and the bond broke and my upper gums were flapping back and forth. All I could think about was that there's no way I was going to go to work looking like that! Freak, can you imagine if that happened in real life?

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

And I'm the Redheaded....

Last night I dreamt that I had a third sibling, a girl who was two years younger than the youngest and she had blonde hair and blue eyes. I didn't think too much of her, but my brothers liked her. She was a blonde blonde, not a dyed in the bottle blonde. She was our blood sibling, but she was a direct descendant of Anastasia of Russia and the rest of us were not. Yeah.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Books I can't Read Right Before I go to Bed

I guess its time to add, um, Harry Potter #6 to the list. Last night, I had a nightmare that two characters were about to die, I woke up and was scared out of my mind for about 30 seconds. It then took me a little while before I could go back to sleep. The last time this happened was "No Country for Old Men" but that book was, well scary. This one, not so much really.

Monday, September 17, 2007

The Latest Sunday Night Dream

The past 6 months or so, I've noticed that I don't sleep well on Sunday nights. The result is more often than not, I remember my dreams all night long. Last night was no exception. I dreamt that I was watching tv and the personality on tv was talking about the recent findings that Jackie Kennedy Onassis had an affair with the Pope, the Late John Paul. The funny thing is that in my dream I remembered that this was a reoccuring dream. Who knew?

Thursday, September 13, 2007

So far this week I have had dreams in which James Purefoy, George Clooney, Daniel Craig and (most disturbingly of all) Alexis Arquette have made appearances. Is that too creepy to admit on a blog? It's all because I get so competitive about the Fafarazzi league that I'm always on TMZ.com, where I happened across this disturbing article . Alexis was stalking me in my dream, it was actually quite frightening. I guess my subconscious realized it was being cruel to me after that and rewarded me by inserting the others in the dreams. They can stalk all they want! It's like my friend Jake says, "If you think they're cute, it's not creepy."

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

I am loving the color scheme we have going here. It reminds me of a luxurious cashmere sweater. Hot pink is so passé !

Monday, September 10, 2007

Flamingos

A couple of months ago I dreamt I was in Florida with a couple of friends and my cousin. We went to the beach, but I was obsessed about seeing flamingos in the wild.

Saturday, August 25, 2007

3 Dreams

All dreamt last night:

Dream #1) A naked dream. I was meeting people in my underwear, they were at the house, we were in mixed company and my roommate was making fun of my choice of attire.

Dream #2) I'm at my house, Kelli and Meg are there and we're cleaning. My stuff catches on fire but they take off when I ask if they'll help me out.

Dream #3) My roommate came back from a run. She told me her time which was phenomenal and then calls me a chicken for not working out.

Thursday, August 16, 2007

Croc Models!


I dreamt last night that my roommate Meg and her boyfriend Mark were models for Crocs Magazine. I was really excited for them, and then I asked them why..they said, we're models for Crocs because we wear them all the time (in a duh voice). Sure enough, they were both wearing crocs. One bright orange and the other a black pair.

Monday, July 16, 2007

I dreamt that my uncle was building a lighthouse. In a middle of a field in Utah...the closest water? A ditch. But he was determined to build his lighthouse.

Friday, July 06, 2007

When your fear of commitment hits your dreams..

Last night, I dreamt I met the brother of a friend (neither I ever met). We met, dated for an unspecified short amount of time and he asked me to marry him. I said yes and then a little later I freaked out and got very scared. I can't remember if I told him just kidding, but I was going to because I was well, freaked out by it all. Anyway, a lot of people I know from here were in the dream, and a few others who've just moved. All in all, a bizarre dream.

Monday, June 04, 2007

SLC

Last night I dreamt I was staying at a friend's (Dainons) house. His house was my grandparent's old house (it was sold about 10 years ago) and he let me stay there because of the memories. The thing is, I was only there when he wasn't there because I was shy about meeting him. Later on in the dream I remember waiting at a huge parking garage in south salt lake waiting for my mom and grandma (the one that's been dead for 4 years). Strange dream.

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Espionage: Sheep

While I was at the Outer Banks this weekend, I dreamt that I was on vacation with 3 friends. We were snagged by an espionage group and they took us to the helicopter and gave us our assignment. We were given a bunch of packages, and then one super secret package that looked to be a cutout of a sheep, but twice as big as a sheep (5 or 6 foot sheep) wrapped up in kraft brown paper. We got our instructions, were told not to go where the bad guys were (one looked a lot like Daniel Craig) and then headed that way. ....and then I woke up.



The funny thing is, I had a similar dream in Peru.

Monday, May 21, 2007

So help me I have had two dreams about Mitt Romney in the past week. WHY? If I had to choose my presidential candidate from the field right now, it wouldn't be him. Not that I have strong feelings against him, well ok, maybe I do. He's too slick. And I'm sorry, organizing the Olympics doesn't qualify you to be President of the United States, ask Peter Ueberroth. And I don't think Universal Healthcare for everyone in Massachussetts is something to brag about it when the rest of America has to foot the bill. Mitt sure has a way of making his morality politically expedient. Still, I would rather vote for him than Hillary Clinton, I will cede that. Just please, no more dreams.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

En Mexico con Perro

When I was 7, my dad asked me to pick out a puppy from the neighbor's springer spaniel's new brood of pups. I picked out the cuddliest one and we named it Spot (because my dad had a Spot 15 years before). Spot was my buddy and died when I was 21. Ever so often I dream about Spot--or Spotticus (yes, its a take from Spartacus--my dad thought it up) as he's known officially on the akc register of pure bred dogs. Saturday night, I dreamt that Spot was with Kell and I in Mexico. We had to get to another town and I had the dog with me. I figured we'd hop the train with Spot and then we all could go together. Well, Kell would have nothing of it and she left me. I ended up taking the bus with Spot next to me (he was a big dog, but not so big in this dream) and we were driving through the country side. First we saw Mexican vampire bats in the trees (they were big), and then we saw a zoo full of monkey and baboons. Then I woke up.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Hannibal and Buffalo Bill--together at last, in my dreams

Last night I dreamt that a cousin of mine (I'd never seen this guy before) was a cross between Hannibal Lecter and Buffalo Bill. I never saw any gross killings, but this guy had a fetish for clothes (not skin). In my dream he was cutting up an outfit just to get to the yellow headband. The next scene, I was playing put-put with a guy in my grandma's backyard and my cousin was by himself--I remember fearing for the guy's life--or his bright green pants.

Where this dream came from:
I recently read "bee season" and I think a lot of the ideas came from that. I did see someone putting yesterday--that may have offset that part of the dream